Would rather eat poop?

I like Mario kart but this is not Mario kart which makes me sad. I spent 1000 dollars on a dang clone nice activison but you cant fool this smart fart.freaking PS2 clone I hate you mr.cod I rate 10/10 ign because is kinda fun if bored and tired of touching peoples parts

Carquil about Crash Bandicoot Nitro Kart 2, v1.0.5